The older, long retired diners...
I’m in need of some new stuff on my dash and I want to meet more awesome bloggers, so if you post:
How I Met...
IM DONE WITH MY MOTHAFUCKING JUNIOR YEAR OF COLLEGE
1.5 pages more. Then breakfast. You will eat delicious vegan sausage and sautéed cabbage, return books to the library and then sleep forever. You’ll finally get to clean the room, do some laundry and fold your clothes. Maybe you’ll see the boy tonight. C’mon. One and a half pages.
My boyfriend is best boyfran.
He also apparently was under the impression that I’m a serious ladykiller.
Hahahaha I can’t even seduce my own roommate.
ANYway if someone could do something to keep him under this impression that would be cool
My parents often warned me that people on the internet could be lying about who they really are but I’ve found that the internet is the only place where are truly themselves and in reality they lie about who they are offline.
this is so true it hurts