with fronds like these, who needs anemones?
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Day 2 of Waiting and Bussing Tables in the Mountains of Retirement, Car Shops, Sports Bars, and Small-Town Sweeties
The older, long retired diners...
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I’m in need of some new stuff on my dash and I want to meet more awesome bloggers, so if you post:
Doctor Who
Torchwood
Criminal Minds
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IM DONE WITH MY MOTHAFUCKING JUNIOR YEAR OF COLLEGE
oh bb
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1.5 pages more. Then breakfast. You will eat delicious vegan sausage and sautéed cabbage, return books to the library and then sleep forever. You’ll finally get to clean the room, do some laundry and fold your clothes. Maybe you’ll see the boy tonight. C’mon. One and a half pages.
sometimes i feel sad then i remember issac newtons hair
he may have discovered gravity but that luxurious flowing mane sure hasnt damn son
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!!!!!!!
#OKOSAN HAS NO WORDS #FOR THIS #THIS OFFENSE #THIS CRIME #THIS #ABHORRENT MISDEED
calm down okosan christ
HOW CAN OKOSAN BE CALM
WHEN OKOSAN WITNESSES SUCH ABOMINABLE, IMMORAL SIN SUCH AS THIS??
My boyfriend is best boyfran.
He also apparently was under the impression that I’m a serious ladykiller.
Hahahaha I can’t even seduce my own roommate.
- (LOLJK yes I can and our love is more beautiful than the dawn)
ANYway if someone could do something to keep him under this impression that would be cool
- Also I would like to learn how to be smooth with teh laydeez that would be great
do u ever just look at someone and think “how are they so nice they are literally the sweetest person ever what dark secrets are they hiding”
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do you ever just “what the fuck is the point” so hard that you stop everything you’re doing and stare and pretty much wonder why you don’t vanish from existence because the level of done you are should pretty much deconstruct your biological makeup
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(reads ur text post) (looks directly at the camera like im on the office)
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friendship is so weird???
Like it starts out with compliments and cute things and then suddenly it does a complete 360 and you just start screaming at them and calling them motherfucker
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The best way to savor the season — and preserve it for later.
Read more: Rhubarb Cordial recipe from Food52 on Food52
My parents often warned me that people on the internet could be lying about who they really are but I’ve found that the internet is the only place where are truly themselves and in reality they lie about who they are offline.
this is so true it hurts
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Eat that pussy and be grateful. There’s starving nice guys in fedoras who don’t have any.
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depression is when you don’t really care about anything
anxiety is when you care too much about everything
and having both is just like what
EXACTLY
FUCKING THIS
